- You have tons of great suggestions for movies I should review, but I just can't get around to them all.
- I need to raise some money for relocating to France.
- I need 14 more posts with comics content to join the Project Wonderful adshare program.
So what are you waiting for?! Nothing? That's right! Because you KNOW you want to see me review D2: The Mighty Ducks, Garfield, and The Happening (oh god, wait, please be kind).